These photos seem kind of tame, but, man, how they resemble the first part of my recurring dream where sexy little Vanessa Hudgens and blonde starlet Brittany Snow hop out of their apartment, I pick up a Safeway baguette and some Two Buck Chuck, and we all meet over at my place for a little afternoon delight. In my dream, I mostly just watch, you know, as the girls nuzzle for hours on my crunchy bucket, pour cheap white wine down each others gullets by way of my swank imitation leather Julio Iglesias signature bota bag, and we then all hop into my bathtub which I really need to remember to clean this month and watch a couple classic episodes of Boy Meets World I’ve still got on tape in my VCR. Tell the studios that Vanessa and Brittany are gonna be late for their next call times. Daddy’s got some bathing to do. Enjoy.

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